frog spit.



Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

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If you see someone on their phone while driving do this to them.

Vine by Mightyduck

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We’re not dead, 

We’re just lying very still, 

Bury me in a tomb with a trapdoor

And a flashlight. 

What if I told you

We’re moving on without a problem? 

Shake the dust off our shoulders

The way mustard gas blossoms, 

I’m lying in a dark closet

Where my daddy keeps his shotgun.

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